Dang varmints! Eat yer food an' leave a mess. Gotta shoot 'em all!
Ma, git me my foam dart gun. Them vicious critters is after our dang yard waffles!
Vicious Varmints are on the loose again and after all your foodly treasures. The traps have been set and the Varmints have taken the bait. All that's left is for you to load up your non-lethal, 9v battery modified foam dart gun, and Zap 'em back to where they came from. Once they get on your glorious goodies, they git to work pretty quickly, eatin' their way to the center so they can run off with the rest. You have a limited amount of time and ammo to stop 'em.
The whole family is countin' on you to keep them Vicious Varmints off the food.
Good luck nephew!
